- Temporary commit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "Get that shit outta my master." #GrammarNazi $(init 0) $(rm -rvf .) (> <) Bunny approves these changes. (O.o) (\ /) (c) Microsoft 1988 --help -m \'So I hear you like commits ...\' . ... /sigh 640K ought to be enough for anybody 8==========D :(:( :q! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< HEAD ??! what the ... A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... ALASHOV, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB. ALL SORTS OF THINGS Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. Add Sandbox Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =( Added another dependency Added missing file in previous commit Added some NullPointerExceptions - Happy easter, you bastards! :D Added translation. Ahmad broke the regex, lame Alex broke the regex, lame Alex made me do it Alex sucks All your codebase are belong to us. And a commit that I don't know the reason of... Another bug bites the dust Another commit to keep my CAN streak going. Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse. Argh! About to give up :( Arrrrgggg At times like this I wish I was a Garbage Man. Batman! (this commit has no parents) Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Best commit ever Bit Bucket is down. What should I do now? Blaming regex. By works, I meant 'doesnt work'. Works now.. COMMIT ALL THE FILES! CUBE5, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. CUBE5, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB. Can someone review this commit, please ? Chris made me do it Chuck Norris Emailed Me This Patch... I'm Not Going To Question It Code was clean until manager requested to fuck it up Commit committed Commit committed.... Committed some changes Committing fixes in the dark, seriously, who killed my power!? Committing in accordance with the prophecy. Completed with no bugs... Continued development... Copy pasta fail. still had a instead of a Copy-paste to fix previous copy-paste Corey made me do it Corey rebase plx? Corrected mistakes Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late. DAVID SUCKS DEAL WITH IT DIMITRIS, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB. DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN Derp Derp search/replace fuckup Derp, asset redirection in dev mode Derp. Fix missing constant post rename Derpy hooves Do things better, faster, stronger Does anyone read this? I'll be at the coffee shop accross the street. Does not work. Does this work Don't Ask Me, I Have No Idea Why This Works Either Don't push this commit Done, to whoever merges this, good luck. Don’t even try to refactor it. Don’t mess with Voodoo EDY, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. ERIC SUCKS Easteregg Either Hot Shit or Total Bollocks Errare humanum est. FONDLED THE CODE FOR REAL. FOUTRELIS SUCKS FUCKING DAVID FUCKING FABIAN FUCKING JEFFERSON FUCKING JEN FUCKING JKTHESLACKER FUCKING KNEENINETYSEVEN FUCKING MACIEJ FUCKING MICHAEL FUCKING MINIMAL FUCKING RACHEL FUCKING WADE FUCKING WICKEDONE FUCKING XAVIER Fabian broke the regex, lame Feed. You. Stuff. No time. Final commit, ready for tagging Fingers crossed! Finished fondling. First Blood Fix PC Load Letter Error Fix hard-coded [object Object] string (thanks!) Fix my stupidness Fix the fixes Fixed Bug Fixed a bug cause Alex said to Fixed a bug cause Hanlle said to Fixed a bug cause Igor said to Fixed a bug cause J said to Fixed a bug cause Jiang said to Fixed a bug cause Lukas said to Fixed a bug cause Marcus said to Fixed a bug cause Nate said to Fixed a bug cause Nick said to Fixed a bug cause Noval said to Fixed a bug cause Pat said to Fixed a bug cause Rachel said to Fixed a bug cause foutrelis said to Fixed a bug cause goj said to Fixed a bug cause wickedOne said to Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount... not seriously... Fixed a little bug... Fixed compilation errors Fixed errors Fixed mispeling Fixed so the code compiles Fixed some shit Fixed the build. Fixed the fuck out of #154! Fixed the fuck out of #248! Fixed the fuck out of #320! Fixed the fuck out of #432! Fixed the fuck out of #458! Fixed the fuck out of #556! Fixed the fuck out of #662! Fixed the fuck out of #729! Fixed the fuck out of #826! Fixed the fuck out of #84! Fixed the fuck out of #876! Fixed unnecessary bug. Fixing Chris's bug. Fixing Corey's bugs. Fixing Edy's bug. Fixing Eric's bug. Fixing Guillaume's bug. Fixing Hanlle's bug. Fixing Igor's bugs. Fixing James's bugs. Fixing Jiang's bug. Fixing John's bugs. Fixing Jon's bugs. Fixing Jordan's bug. Fixing Kim's bug. Fixing KneeNinetySeven's bug. Fixing KneeNinetySeven's bugs. Fixing Lukasz's bugs. Fixing Maciej's bugs. Fixing Masahiro's bug. Fixing Michael's bugs. Fixing Rainer's bug. Fixing Stefano's bugs. Fixing Steve's bug. Fixing Steven's bug. Fixing Thomas's bug. Fixing Tony's bug. Fixing Wade's bugs. Fixing Wes's bug. Fixing cube5's bug. Fixing htroyack's bug. Fixing javiermon's bug. Fixing lupomontero's bugs. Florian broke the regex, lame For great justice. For real, this time. For the sake of my sanity, just ignore this... For the statistics only Friday 5pm Fuck it, YOLO! Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc Fucking submodule bull shit Fucking templates. Future self, please forgive me and don't hit me with the baseball bat again! GABE, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. GIT :/ GOJ SUCKS GUILLAUME, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. Gabe rebase plx? General commit (no IDs open) - Modifications for bad implementations Give me a break, it's 2am. But it works now. Glue. Match sticks. Paper. Build script! Gross hack because Ahmad doesn't know how to code Gross hack because Douglas doesn't know how to code Gross hack because Edy doesn't know how to code Gross hack because Eric doesn't know how to code Gross hack because Gabe doesn't know how to code Gross hack because J doesn't know how to code Gross hack because Jen doesn't know how to code Gross hack because John doesn't know how to code Gross hack because Maciej doesn't know how to code Gross hack because Masahiro doesn't know how to code Gross hack because Nick doesn't know how to code Gross hack because Sarah doesn't know how to code Gross hack because Stefano doesn't know how to code Gross hack because Stephen doesn't know how to code Gross hack because cube5 doesn't know how to code Gross hack because javiermon doesn't know how to code Gross hack because minimal doesn't know how to code Gross hack because tomekwojcik doesn't know how to code Gustavo made me do it Gustavo rebase plx? HANLLE SUCKS Handled a particular error. Hanlle made me do it Here be Dragons Herp derp I left the debug in there and forgot to reset errors. Herpderp, shoulda check if it does really compile. Herping the derp Herping the derp derp (silly scoping error) Herping the fucking derp right here and now. Herpy dooves. Hide those navs, boi! I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ. I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS I __ a word I am Root. We are Root. I am Spartacus I am even stupider than I thought I am sorry I am the greatest javascript developer in the world. I can't believe it took so long to fix this. I cannot believe that it took this long to write a test for this. I did it for the lulz! I don't believe it I don't get paid enough for this shit. I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I don't know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them. I don't know why. Just move on. I dont know what I am doing I expected something different. I forgot to commit... So here you go. I had a cup of tea and now it's fixed I hate this fucking language. I have no idea what I'm doing here. I honestly wish I could remember what was going on here... I immediately regret this commit. I just evaluated random code in my console I know what I am doing. Trust me. I know, I know, this is not how I’m supposed to do it, but I can't think of something better. I made leetle mistake I must enjoy torturing myself I must have been drunk. I must sleep... it's working... in just three hours... I really should've committed this when I finished it... I should get a raise for this. I should have had a V8 this morning. I think now it works I transformed a bug into a feature. Once you learn how, you'll never forget it I was told to leave it alone, but I have this thing called OCD, you see I was wrong... I will not apologize for art. I would rather be playing SC2. I'M PUSHING. I'll explain this when I'm sober .. or revert it I'll explain when you're older! I'm guessing this may start causing us problems either soon or never. I'm human I'm hungry I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS. I'm sorry. I'm too foo for this bar I'm too old for this shit! I'm totally adding this to epic win. +300 ID:10T Error IEize IGOR SUCKS If it's hacky and you know it clap you hands (clap clap)! Improving the fix Insert Commit Message Here Is there an achievement for this? Is there an award for this? Issue #1 is now Issue #19 Issue #1 is now Issue #25 Issue #1 is now Issue #28 Issue #10 is now Issue #15 Issue #2 is now Issue #20 Issue #3 is now Issue #2 Issue #3 is now Issue #20 Issue #4 is now Issue #30 Issue #6 is now Issue #12 Issue #7 is now Issue #18 Issue #8 is now Issue #16 Issue #9 is now Issue #22 Issue #9 is now Issue #4 It Compiles! 50 Points For Gryffindor. It compiles! Ship it! It only compiles every 2 tries... good luck. It only compiles every 3 tries... good luck. It only compiles every 4 tries... good luck. It only compiles every 5 tries... good luck. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times It worked for me... It works on my computer It works! It'd be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error It's 2016; why are we using ColdFusion?! It's Working! It's getting hard to keep up with the crap I've trashed It's possible! you can turn a 50-line code chunk into just 3 lines. Here's how It's secret! It's time to go home JAMES, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB. JEFFERSON, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB. JEN, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. JIANG, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. JONATHAN SUCKS JORDAN SUCKS James broke the regex, lame Jason rebase plx? Jefferson broke the regex, lame Jiang broke the regex, lame Jonatha rebase plx? Jonatha sucks Jonathan broke the regex, lame Jonathan made me do it Just committing so I can go home Just stop reading these for a while, ok.. KELAN SUCKS KEVIN, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. Kevin broke the regex, lame KneeNinetySeven rebase plx? LAST time, Dimitris, /dev/urandom IS NOT a variable name generator... LAST time, Gustavo, /dev/urandom IS NOT a variable name generator... LAST time, Jon, /dev/urandom IS NOT a variable name generator... LAST time, Lukas, /dev/urandom IS NOT a variable name generator... LAST time, Michael, /dev/urandom IS NOT a variable name generator... LAST time, Simone, /dev/urandom IS NOT a variable name generator... LAST time, Tom, /dev/urandom IS NOT a variable name generator... LAST time, Warun, /dev/urandom IS NOT a variable name generator... LOL! LOTS of changes. period LUKAS SUCKS LUKAS, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB. LUPOMONTERO, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. LUPOMONTERO, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB. LYNTOR, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. Last time I said it works? I was kidding. Try this. Locating the required gigapixels to render... Lock S-foils in attack position Love coding? here's the secret reason why Low On Caffeine, Please Forgive Coding Style Lyntor made me do it MACIEJ SUCKS MAKERBOT, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB. MOAR BIFURCATION Maciej broke the regex, lame Made it to compile... Major fixup. Make Sure You Are Square With Your God Before Trying To Merge This Make that it works in 90% of the cases. 3:30. Merge pull my finger request Merge pull request #67 from Lazersmoke/fix-andys-shit Fix andys shit Merging 'WIP: Do Not Merge This Branch' Into Master Merging the merge Michael broke the regex, lame Michael made me do it Minor updates Misc. fixes More ignore Moved something to somewhere... goodnight... My bad My boss forced me to build this feature... Pure shit. NOJIRA: No cry NSA backdoor - ignore Never Run This Commit As Root Never before had a small typo like this one caused so much damage. Next time someone asks you how to fix an infinite loop, remember this commit Nick made me do it Nitpicking about alphabetizing methods, minor OCD thing No changes after this point. No changes made No time to commit.. My people need me! Nobody had ever created a function like this one before. Not one conflict, today was a good day. Not sure why Nothing to see here, move along Noval broke the regex, lame Now added delete for real Now it's all microservices, I hope the fad persists. Now we tell you your browser sucks in your native tongue. Obligatory placeholder commit message Oh no Ok Ok, 5am, it works. For real. One does not simply merge into master One little whitespace gets its very own commit! Oh, life is so erratic! One more time, but with feeling. Only Tom Cruise knows why. Out for vacation... DONT YOU DARE TO CALL ME. PASCAL, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. PEBKAC Pasha made me do it Pat broke the regex, lame Pat rebase plx? Pig Please enter the commit message for your changes. Lines starting with '#' will be ignored, and an empty message aborts the commit. Please forgive me Please no changes this time. Popping stash Programming the flux capacitor Pulkit sucks Push poorly written test can down the road another ten years Qi sucks QuickFix. RACHEL SUCKS REALLY FUCKING FIXED RYAN, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB. Rainer rebase plx? Refactor factories, revisit visitors Refactored configuration. Reinventing the wheel. Again. Removed code. Removed test case since code didn't pass QA Removing unecessary stuff Replace all whitespaces with tabs. Reset error count between rows. herpderp Reticulating splines... Revert "fuckup". Revert "just testing, remember to revert" Rush B! Ryan made me do it SEPEHR, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. SEXY RUSSIAN CODES WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL SHIT ===> GOLD SHUBHAM SUCKS SHUBHAM, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB. SOAP is a piece of shit STEPHEN, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. STEVE, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. STEVEN, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB. Same as last commit with changes Sarah broke the regex, lame See last commit Shit code! Shovelling coal into the server... Shubham broke the regex, lame Shubham rebase plx? Simone made me do it So my boss wanted this button ... Some bugs fixed Some shit. Somebody set up us the bomb. Something fixed Spinning up the hamster... Still can't get this right... Stuff Switched off unit test 10 because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly. Switched off unit test 12 because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly. Switched off unit test 2 because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly. Switched off unit test 3 because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly. Switched off unit test 4 because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly. Switched off unit test 5 because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly. Switched off unit test 9 because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly. TDD: 1, Me: 0 THOMAS, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB. TODO: Fix later TODO: Replace placeholder code TODO: Replace stubs TODO: Tell someone to implement this TODO: write meaningful commit message TOMEKWOJCIK, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. Test commit. Please ignore Testing in progress ;) Testing the test That last commit message about silly mistakes pales in comparision to this one That's just how I roll The dog is eating my code The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time. The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world! Things went wrong... This Is Why We Don't Push To Production On Fridays This branch is so dirty, even your mom can't clean it. This bug has driven lots of coders completely mad. You won't believe how it ended up being fixed This bunny should be killed. This changes nothing, don't look This commit is a lie This is a basic implementation that works. This is my code. My code is amazing. This is not a commit This is not the commit message you are looking for This is supposed to crash This is the last time we let Fabian commit ascii porn in the comments. This is the last time we let Igor commit ascii porn in the comments. This is the last time we let Jefferson commit ascii porn in the comments. This is the last time we let Jonathan commit ascii porn in the comments. This is the last time we let Kim commit ascii porn in the comments. This is the last time we let Lyntor commit ascii porn in the comments. This is the last time we let Masahiro commit ascii porn in the comments. This is the last time we let Pat commit ascii porn in the comments. This is the last time we let Rebell commit ascii porn in the comments. This is the last time we let ShanTulshi commit ascii porn in the comments. This is the last time we let Shaun commit ascii porn in the comments. This is the last time we let Wade commit ascii porn in the comments. This is the last time we let mipearson commit ascii porn in the comments. This is where it all begins... This is why git rebase is a horrible horrible thing. This is why the cat shouldn't sit on my keyboard. This really should not take 19 minutes to build. This should work until december 2013. This solves it. This was the most stupid bug in the world, fixed in the smartest way ever This will definitely break in 2021 (TODO) This will definitely break in 2028 (TODO) This will definitely break in 2032 (TODO) This will definitely break in 2033 (TODO) This will definitely break in 2034 (TODO) This will definitely break in 2037 (TODO) This will definitely break in 2053 (TODO) This will definitely break in 2060 (TODO) This will definitely break in 2066 (TODO) This will definitely break in 2069 (TODO) This will definitely break in 2071 (TODO) This will definitely break in 2072 (TODO) This will definitely break in 2075 (TODO) This will definitely break in 2078 (TODO) This will definitely break in 2083 (TODO) Thomas rebase plx? To be honest, I do not quite remember everything I changed here today. But it is all good, I tell ya. To those I leave behind, good luck! Todd rebase plx? Todo!!! Tom broke the regex, lame Tony broke the regex, lame Too lazy to write descriptive message Too tired to write descriptive message Transpiled mainframe. Trust me, I'm an engineer!... What the f*ck did just happened here? Trust me, it's not badly written. It's just way above your head. Trying to fake a conflict Ugh. Bad rebase. Undoing last comming Update .gitignore Updated Updated build targets. Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium. Useful text Version control is awful WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE? WICKEDONE, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS. WICKEDONE, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB. WTF is this. We Had To Use Dark Magic To Make This Work We should delete this crap before shipping. We should get someone from Purdue to do this. They are the boilerplaters. We'll figure it out on Monday Well the book was obviously wrong. Well, it's doing something. Whatever will be, will be 8{ Whatever. Whee, good night. Whee. Who Let the Bugs Out?? Who has two thumbs and remembers the rudiments of his linear algebra courses? Apparently, this guy. Who knows WTF?! Who knows... Why The Fuck? Working on tests (haha) Wubbalubbadubdub! Yep, AJ was right on this one. Yep, Alex was right on this one. Yep, David was right on this one. Yep, Eric was right on this one. Yep, Jonatha was right on this one. Yep, Lukasz was right on this one. Yep, Lyntor was right on this one. Yep, Randal was right on this one. Yep, ShanTulshi was right on this one. Yep, Simone was right on this one. Yep, Tom was right on this one. Yep, Wade was right on this one. Yep, goj was right on this one. Yes, I was being sarcastic. You can't see it, but I'm making a very angry face right now You should have trusted me. Your commit is writing checks your merge can't cash. [Insert your commit message here. Be sure to make it descriptive.] [no message] _ a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them add actual words add dirty scripts from the dark side of the universe added security. added some filthy stuff added super-widget 2.0. after of this commit remember do a git reset hard ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah all good and a comma and so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark! another big bag of changes apparently i did something… arrgghh... damn this thing for not working. arrrggghhhhh fixed! asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsf assorted changes bad things happen when you forget about that one little change you made ages ago bara bra grejjor better code better grepping better ignores betterer code bifurcation bla breathe, =, breathe buenas those-things. bug fix bugger bump to 0.0.3-dev:wq bumping poms c&p fail changed things... changes clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++? commented out failing tests commit coopermaruyama made me do it copy and paste is not a design pattern cube5 broke the regex, lame de-misunderestimating debug line test debug suff debugo derp, helper method rename derpherp diaaaaaazeeeeeeeeeepam did everything dirty hack, have a better idea ? does it work? maybe. will I check? no. doh. done. going to bed now. epic eppic fail Alex eppic fail Ali eppic fail Gabe eppic fail Igor eppic fail Jan eppic fail Jon eppic fail L1NT eppic fail Pulkit eppic fail Rafael eppic fail Randal eppic fail Robert eppic fail Rupert eppic fail Tom eppic fail Warun eppic fail coopermaruyama eppic fail lupomontero eppic fail mipearson eppic fail serjoscha87 extra debug for stuff module fail ffs final commit. first blush fix fix /sigh fix bug, for realz fix some fucking errors fix tpyo fixed conflicts (LOL merge -s ours; push -f) fixed errors in the previous commit fixed mistaken bug fixed shit that havent been fixed in last commit fixed some minor stuff, might need some additional work. fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict fixes foo forgot to save that file forgot we're not using a smart language formatted all foutrelis broke the regex, lame foutrelis sucks freemasonry fuckup. gave up and used tables. giggle. git + ipynb = :( grmbl grrrr hacky sack happy monday _ bleh _ harharhar herpderp herpderp (redux) hey, look over there! hey, what's that over there?! hmmm hoo boy i dunno, maybe this works i think i fixed a bug... if you're not using et, fuck off include shit it is hump day _^_ it's friday jobs... steve jobs just checking if git is working properly... just shoot me just trolling the repo last minute fixes. less french words loginx sucks lol lol digg lolwhat? lots and lots of changes lots of changes after a lot of time magic, have no clue but it works makerbot rebase plx? making this thing actually usable. marks mergeconflix is the new hottest Gaul on the block mergederp minor changes mipearson sucks more debug... who overwrote! more fixes more ignored words more ignores more stuff move your body every every body need another beer needs more cow bell omg what have I done? omgsosorry oops oops - thought I got that one. oops! oops, forgot to add the file oopsie B| pam anderson is going to love me. pay no attention to the man behind the curtain pep8 - cause I fell like doing a barrel roll pep8 fixer perfect... pgsql is being a pain pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11 pointless limitation project lead is allergic to changes... put code that worked where the code that didn't used to be rats really ignore ignored worsd refuckulated the carbonator remove certain things and added stuff remove debug removed echo and die statements, lolz. removed tests since i can't make them green removing unit tests restored deleted entities just to be sure s/ / /g s/import/include/ serjoscha87 broke the regex, lame should work I guess... should work now. small is a real HTML tag, who knew. some brief changes somebody keeps erasing my changes. someday I gonna kill someone for this shit... someone fails and it isn't me sometimes you just herp the derp so hard it herpderps squash me stopped caring 10 commits ago stopped caring 11 commits ago stopped caring 12 commits ago stopped caring 13 commits ago stopped caring 14 commits ago stopped caring 15 commits ago stopped caring 16 commits ago stopped caring 19 commits ago stopped caring 20 commits ago stopped caring 21 commits ago stopped caring 9 commits ago stuff syntax tagging release w.t.f. that coulda been bad that's all folks the magic is real these confounded tests drive me nuts these guys are flipped things occurred third time's a charm this doesn't really make things faster, but I tried this is Spartaaaaaaaa this is how we generate our shit. this is my quickfix branch and i will use to do my quickfixes this is why docs are important this should fix it tl;dr totally more readable touched... tunning typo uhhhhhh unh unionfind is no longer being molested. various changes well crap. what the hell happened here whatthecommit.com’s server IP address could not be found. whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why is everything broken wickedOne rebase plx? wip woa!! this one was really HARD! work in progress workaround for ant being a pile of fail yet another quality commit yo recipes yolo push